The Rules

Greg started this competition, and in doing so created the guidelines by which all competitiors must abide. As it turns out, this guy is pretty good at making up rules. (See rules of free below.)

1. You must do the whole trip under your own power.
2. The speed must be witnessed.

The Rules of Free

You may have noticed that this website is free of charge. Now you must abide by the rules of free. Hey, it was your choice to come here...

1. Take it if you can get it. Figure out what you'll do with it later.
2. If you get it for free, you must give it for free.
3. No whining about anything you get for free. Ever.